tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17408795686232755252024-02-19T05:03:01.643-06:00Pug TalesMoments in the life of Max Z PugUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-22856148377453438702013-03-07T15:15:00.001-06:002013-03-07T15:31:59.365-06:00Hey Cow!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Na na na na nu nu!!</div>
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And later...I'm gonna have a big, fat, juicy steak for supper.</div>
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Yippee Kai Yai Yay!!!!!<br />
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Yeah...I'm doing my Bruce Willis impersonation. I'm a baaaaaaaaaaad cowboy! Watch me wrangle up some stray dogies and show'em who's boss. <br />
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I told'em! <br />
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They knew.<br />
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If that fence just hadn't been in my way, I would've had me some juicy, thick, delicious and fresh T-bone steak for supper. <br />
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Damn fence! <br />
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It got in the way of my stomach. <br />
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I even did my best bull dance...they were scared. Uh huh! <br />
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I got a new toy.<br /><div id="songlyrics">
One that makes lots of clicks,<br />
One that makes me feel like a czar,<br />
And get me a lot of chicks.<br />
I got a new toy.<br />
One that I take to bed,<br />
One that has a big pink nose<br />
And I can't tear to shreds.<br />
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It's a big pink flamingo.<br />
It used to be brand new.<br />
And it makes me feel<br />
Like I feel I'll shout yaaaaahoo!<br />
I'm in love with you.</div>
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I got a new toy.<br />
One that gives thrills.<br />
One that didn't cost too much<br />
Or have a refill.<br />
I got a new toy.<br />
One that better stay.<br />
One that could keep her up all night.<br />
One that could make me sleep all day.<br />
One that will make me really fuss</div>
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Wonderin' where it flew.<br />
One that makes me feel<br />
Like I feel I'll shout yaaaaahoo!<br />
I'm in love with you.</div>
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I'm in love with you, Pinkie.<br />
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I love Pinkie. I am one happy dog.</div>
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I haz a happy!! Santa Claus came to see me!!! I thought that old codger knew everything. He obviously didn't check his list twice because I know I wasn't good!!! I'm not complaining. I got delicious new bone. The look says it all. <br />
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She-Who-Feeds-Me has not found ALL the gifts I've left for her this year!! bwahahahahahahaa!!She'll find them eventually. :P<br />
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Now to start on next year's gift giving. I've got LOTS of gifts to start "wrapping." You know, it's damn hard to wrap when you don't have thumbs!whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-48199870886568564302011-11-26T17:36:00.001-06:002011-11-26T17:43:43.812-06:00Plop! Plop! Fizz! Fizz!<br />
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...Oh what a relief it is...<br />
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I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing!!! UGH!!!!<br />
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Stick a fork in me; I'm done. My indicator popped out.<br />
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I totally enjoyed a big plate of turkey and dressing and broccoli rice casserole and... and... and... zzzzzzzzzzz<br />
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Nap time!!<br />
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Hope all you Team Maxsters had a fabulous and safe Eat-Til-You-Pop Day!!!! I know I did!<br />
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beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelch!!<br />
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awwww much better. NOW I have room for seconds!whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-60675627027851356982011-11-14T17:29:00.001-06:002011-11-14T17:33:03.691-06:00I'm Mmmmmmmelting!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This is one my favorite months of the year...National POPCORN Month!! I LOVE POPCORN!!!! I ADORE POPCORN!!!! <br />
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I want to pop a field of popcorn and roll nekkid in it. Then eat my way out. I LOVE POPCORN!!! <br />
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SWFM has been popping popcorn this month...but NOT ENOUGH!!! Hey, SWFM, LISTEN UP...I...WANT...MORE...POPCORN!!!<br />
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I can tell when she's thinking about popcorn. I get this vibe then the sweet buttery aroma starts drifting by my nose. POP! What's that I hear?! POP! POP! POP!! POPCORN!!!!!<br />
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Time for my happy POPCORN dance!!!<br />
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Only thing that would make this any better would be a hot, little pugette all dressed up as a popcorn ball and drizzled with butter as she feeds me one luscious popped kernel at a time. ::pug dreams::<br />
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Hmmmmmm... I think I'll have SWFM make me some POPCORN BALLS!!!!whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-50060955194004377582011-07-18T09:51:00.000-05:002011-07-18T09:51:24.002-05:00New Hybrid Breed<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/128626/ms-pug-cute-dog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400px" m$="true" src="http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/128626/ms-pug-cute-dog.jpg" width="400px" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Not sure what to call it...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Peep? Shug? Plamb? Lug? </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Maybe just plain ol' fugly!!!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div>whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-14425080729698806762011-07-03T20:08:00.001-05:002011-07-03T20:14:21.731-05:00Pug CenterfoldBe still my beating pug heart! I'm in LOVE!!!!<br />
I'm definitely <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/51783209/doggie-boob-scarf-pug?ref=v1_other_1">printing</a> this babe and plastering her all over my pug pad! Hubba hubba!!!! Talk about making my tongue hang out...that's an understatement!! SWFM will be telling me all night "put that crayon up!" :D<br />
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Sweet dreams for me tonight!!!<br />
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Wonder if I can find her number...Anybody got any connections??whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-90681449647639953272011-06-29T20:32:00.000-05:002011-06-29T20:32:46.849-05:00It's TOO DAMN HOT!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4VkcpA-ZCRuOef6PwEJHikgcbsVGXlx7OoZmVm5sowHZWFQDsZdpltTndnYXlCu8zGANGBJMvl9qHh7wjw9tnSw7fpz046H21AtdRlXosXLDAZkTCt5FJLNDU-4TXYhrmPThFIK1qikSb/s1600/Max+by+Pool1a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="298px" i$="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4VkcpA-ZCRuOef6PwEJHikgcbsVGXlx7OoZmVm5sowHZWFQDsZdpltTndnYXlCu8zGANGBJMvl9qHh7wjw9tnSw7fpz046H21AtdRlXosXLDAZkTCt5FJLNDU-4TXYhrmPThFIK1qikSb/s400/Max+by+Pool1a.jpg" width="400px" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div>It's too damn hot to do anything...even snuggle with my PILLOW. All I want to do is lay around the pool and check out the babes. Now, I need to train SWFM to bring me a COLD drink...and I don't mean iced tea!! It's cold beer time, human!whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-54030140872346712312011-06-10T23:40:00.000-05:002011-06-10T23:40:25.790-05:00Barkeep...Where's My Friend, Jose?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhua1B_LEEsh9AfbHJHeEj2cjyNPIt9qEypjnCx2UMHOEbQRbRz1N09bXTNg_qO0bIr3uFMzucE8b5pif9mASF2M_t0h-QkVgdOXK7mPd1DB2algEniIJI5fyI_yldJHUSL0Q_VId4fvhk4/s1600/Max+Hotel+Bartender2a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhua1B_LEEsh9AfbHJHeEj2cjyNPIt9qEypjnCx2UMHOEbQRbRz1N09bXTNg_qO0bIr3uFMzucE8b5pif9mASF2M_t0h-QkVgdOXK7mPd1DB2algEniIJI5fyI_yldJHUSL0Q_VId4fvhk4/s400/Max+Hotel+Bartender2a.jpg" t8="true" width="326px" /></a></div>It's been a rough couple of weeks. Had a house full of smelly old Humans and extra Furballs. My routine was totally destroyed. My toys were moved and cleaned. And a DAMN FURBALL took over my <em>SPECIAL</em> pillow. <br />
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I've had everything regrunged to my liking. My routine is almost back to normal. She-Who-Feeds-Me is becoming Human again. There's a peace filling MY house once more. <br />
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So bartender, pour me another tequila!! Take my car keys...this pug is fixing to get ROWDY!!whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-63129842613540750342011-05-27T20:59:00.000-05:002011-05-27T20:59:35.301-05:00My Life is Being Taken Over by FURBALLS!<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZ2X234t3pF7VcATOw43j91e0CCZukhFuS5pFivReVQgmmRShSLIQMd8jUw14eraaPIkzIFQseoZ5AY76B1W8ikC6AK3VlTMDHJCYnqo-GJw99jBYekKNwXw-oovqSsKJ5vrM39LhFXfXq/s1600/tomboy01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZ2X234t3pF7VcATOw43j91e0CCZukhFuS5pFivReVQgmmRShSLIQMd8jUw14eraaPIkzIFQseoZ5AY76B1W8ikC6AK3VlTMDHJCYnqo-GJw99jBYekKNwXw-oovqSsKJ5vrM39LhFXfXq/s400/tomboy01.jpg" t8="true" width="400px" /></a></div>DAMMIT!<br />
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I swear! This damn new furball at my house is totally taking over and screwing up our routines!!! <br />
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First off...he's just here. period.<br />
Second. HE HIT ME!!!! damn cat. <br />
Then he has the nerve to sleep in my toys as you read in my earlier post, <a href="http://pug-tales.blogspot.com/2011/05/ive-got-company.html">I've Got Company</a>.<br />
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AND NOW...NOW...Now he is sleeping on MY PILLOW! You know...<a href="http://pug-tales.blogspot.com/2009/12/oops-i-did-it-again.html">my <em>SPECIAL</em> pillow</a>... the one Britney Spears wrote a song about. The pillow that I LOOOOOOOOOOVE!! Now, my precious pillow is covered in freaking cat hair and cat cooties!!! GAG!!!! <br />
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damn furball. <br />
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my pillow is soiled. :( my pillow is tainted. :( my pillow. ::sob::whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-65455983022042477382011-05-23T16:44:00.000-05:002011-05-23T16:44:02.360-05:00I've Got Company<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA7qWJp9ue89WSL1C6RDvrUJz6AXt4QV4dhsZMJKKppOLwQ1d43zoD_5-whAA7ow99iM5Fsp2JGaQKloE-l_2juvddcyp_F3iA4kZQJMbaj5i2PUamUZU-3nP4JHElX8MJQMAfCJ988Le2/s1600/Max+Tomboy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="197px" j8="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA7qWJp9ue89WSL1C6RDvrUJz6AXt4QV4dhsZMJKKppOLwQ1d43zoD_5-whAA7ow99iM5Fsp2JGaQKloE-l_2juvddcyp_F3iA4kZQJMbaj5i2PUamUZU-3nP4JHElX8MJQMAfCJ988Le2/s400/Max+Tomboy.jpg" width="400px" /></a></div> Dammit.<br />
There's another FURBALL in the house. <br />
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It has SOME nerve because it has been sleeping with MY toys. <br />
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THEN it has the gall to ATTACK ME!! I was just minding my own bees wax strolling over to SWFM and WHAM!!! BAM!!! WTH MAN!!! This thing comes out of nowhere and whacks me on the head!!! <br />
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<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRbItpH0zjfduNA4PzQXwbJ46Ghz8iPQBE2oV798bo9U2F1W8-KzM3ZV44ACPZQ5nnXtTF1vjdy0lWjhRQJLSnawDVxCPJDsReNYJThJrltosrIABRRnHu2T-zgbWXxGkLOOcSXMTkLJ9b/s1600/Tomboy+toys.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240px" j8="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRbItpH0zjfduNA4PzQXwbJ46Ghz8iPQBE2oV798bo9U2F1W8-KzM3ZV44ACPZQ5nnXtTF1vjdy0lWjhRQJLSnawDVxCPJDsReNYJThJrltosrIABRRnHu2T-zgbWXxGkLOOcSXMTkLJ9b/s320/Tomboy+toys.jpg" width="320px" /></a>Damn Furball.</div><br />
There is one benefit to having the other Furball here. It came with another Human. This Human smells funny...like Ben-Gay. BUT...this Human gives me special nibbles without having to perform. She says she doesn't like me but I know she does.<br />
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Damn Furball.whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-20310059792956086572011-05-17T12:09:00.000-05:002011-05-17T12:09:48.330-05:00It's Raining Crumbs!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgun0K3B8eHZHvqtcnDZ6YN68Bwg_y4HLkxqk5htr6BmyWrPBvzMuKsW3JkI_z_OFt2rZh2I3P6EdeYOcqDR5elYf3taq2yacUZGMH6Et0CjUkZxjlt8CShmb3T2D1a1zhljF_OJx0imaDf/s1600/Max_recliner04+tongue.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="386px" j8="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgun0K3B8eHZHvqtcnDZ6YN68Bwg_y4HLkxqk5htr6BmyWrPBvzMuKsW3JkI_z_OFt2rZh2I3P6EdeYOcqDR5elYf3taq2yacUZGMH6Et0CjUkZxjlt8CShmb3T2D1a1zhljF_OJx0imaDf/s400/Max_recliner04+tongue.jpg" width="400px" /></a></div>Just sitting here...waiting for more crumbs to fall. <br />
It's like catching snowflakes at Christmas. :P<br />
That's one of the benefits of having a tongue like mine. :P<br />
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Aren't you jealous?!?!?!whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-34938612540839507422011-05-07T09:22:00.000-05:002011-05-07T09:22:55.174-05:00Toooo Much Party<div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzo_qQ7p2ABOvZOfYxyNuki3cvReo0-Dubv-t3rMj48xRuRcnaKKPqPJZY2fc2tu1P_w4dfrWcX8gHK_kvVZFfuE-U7t-cs5RKTTg8ZC1GEQ2gyTEHq-80aM92K0-cz88C845nJlDbKtXr/s1600/Max_onback01.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571305661939304962" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzo_qQ7p2ABOvZOfYxyNuki3cvReo0-Dubv-t3rMj48xRuRcnaKKPqPJZY2fc2tu1P_w4dfrWcX8gHK_kvVZFfuE-U7t-cs5RKTTg8ZC1GEQ2gyTEHq-80aM92K0-cz88C845nJlDbKtXr/s400/Max_onback01.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; height: 400px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 289px;" /></a><br />
I bet y'all have been wondering where I've been. Well...true to form...I've been passed out since the Super Bowl party. She-who-feeds-me became She-who-holds-me. Truth be known, I've been milking it for all it's worth!!! My days have been filled with LOTS and LOTS of snoring. My hangover's gone now (actually it's been gone) and Spring is in the air! Time for me to wake up. <br />
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Look out world!! Max is back!!!!!!!<br />
<div></div></div>whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-60555795564070669802011-02-06T23:32:00.000-06:002011-02-06T23:34:07.363-06:00My Favorite Super Bowl Commercial<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hpjaOUjUPUc?fs=1" frameborder="0" width="480" height="295" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><br /><br />Now someone bring ME some Doritos!!!!!<br />Ain't he a handsome devil?? Just like me :Pwhimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-19872893045625715562011-02-06T10:52:00.000-06:002011-02-06T12:28:13.598-06:00Are You Ready for Some FOOTBALL!?!?!?<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5570643082239292546" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 364px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfqFeSXG9qO1Lo21HWz_dTiWvvKfj9xUpfTigFmjOCfSztCXMSY5RWMMcOWkVSesljnpxOppmOsMMx0YCyxrYb93wkMpNEclSpF2FHY4SQG1a9IhpD65fyQ7N2YLkgwOFxzkzJTqfUTpT8/s400/cheezpug.jpg" border="0" />It's time for some fooooooooooootball!!! As any red-blooded American stud, I'm ready for Super Bowl XLV – Pittsburgh Steelers vs Green Bay Packers!<br /><div></div><br /><div>And yes... it's official ... I am a CHEESE PUG!!!!!!!! That's right. You heard it here first. I want the Green Bay Packers to win! I have my reasons. Maybe one of them is I'm glad they beat Chicago. But the MAIN REASON is.... drum roll, please ... I love cheese. Roll me over in some shredded, grated, cubed, fried, and melted cheese and call me "CHEDDAR". </div><div> </div><div></div><div>So bring on the popcorn, queso and chips, and liquid refreshments...IT'S FOOTBALL TIME!!!</div><div></div>whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-59712587997278118272011-02-01T21:04:00.000-06:002011-02-01T21:15:16.019-06:00Pugs and Snow Do Not Mix!<iframe width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iBaTmPjLZbQ?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen=""></iframe><br /><br />PEOPLE!!!!! PEOPLE!!!!! I thought y'all were smarter than this!<br /><br />My poor yankee cousin (who at least picks the right team -- GO GREEN BAY!) is outside shivering in the cold, cold, wet, snow. PEOPLE!!!<br /><br />Pugs DO NOT LIKE SNOW!!!!<br /><br />We DO NOT LIKE TO BE COLD!!!!<br /><br />Doesn't matter HOW many coats you put on us. Doesn't matter HOW warm you think we are cuz we are "DOGS". It's freakin' COLD outside!!! If YOU are shivering...chances are we PUGS are shivering too!!! GEEZ!!!!<br /><br />Fix us a flat of grass to potty on inside the house then just hose it off. WE DO NOT WANT to go outside when it's BELOW 32F!!!! Our dinkies will freeze!!! And we do not want a dinkycicle!! How would you like to go pee in the snow and your tallywacker get frost bite? Hurts just thinking about, eh? Well, DUH!<br /><br />Pugs belong in front of the fire, snuggled up next to our humans, sipping on a cup of hot chocolate and being fed marshmallows.<br /><br />Got the picture? Good. Now do it!whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-89719703717506130372011-01-29T20:11:00.000-06:002011-01-29T20:18:07.529-06:00Lap of Luxury!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRb9QS8AyQ-jIj9QT0NcHc2PN5nVz0uxlFRACmfsBBNOT-PSDyoQQWEQjPr7Rnl0_D_-qL5mHFrit-cUk5RWpmhcq28vWN1t1Q2kQGlB4W5_YBjwCK1HuelQGI7eXG-BkpQMNEle-jexbG/s1600/max+lap.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567796195396856514" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRb9QS8AyQ-jIj9QT0NcHc2PN5nVz0uxlFRACmfsBBNOT-PSDyoQQWEQjPr7Rnl0_D_-qL5mHFrit-cUk5RWpmhcq28vWN1t1Q2kQGlB4W5_YBjwCK1HuelQGI7eXG-BkpQMNEle-jexbG/s400/max+lap.jpg" border="0" /></a> Nothing like naps in the lap of luxury!!!<br /><br />That's right. They know who's king around here. ME!!!!! Poor furball. NOT! She has to sleep by herself. I...ME...King Max gets the lap. SWFM is away so I get Human #2. She treats me like royalty like she knows she should. I do allow her to watch TV or knit as long as she remembers who is boss.<br /><br />Who cares if I napped all day...I'm napping again in the lap of luxury and will probably do it again tomorrow. :Pwhimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-58891921793007610072011-01-04T22:45:00.000-06:002011-01-04T23:47:28.464-06:00Merry Belated Pugmas!!<div align="left"><span style="color:#ffff99;"></span><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5558559249457123106" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTqLwMEWEJ5qaHQmfFAbQemibtlhJe2ArivKNvWFjK8eo-1IK56BCM0xJSgjZg7Np3497otnpICVQs84Mi4wHAFYwBqfFjNZnYtkRxoeWVZNzq04ULDRSAQZr7TFL-OOzqO548ILIB33n3/s400/Max+Fireplace03.jpg" border="0" />Ain't that just a picture perfect Christmas card?! You've got your poinsettia, fiber optic Christmas tree, fake fireplace and a HANDSOME pug basking in the warmth of it's glow. Hey! I'm in Texas so cut me some slack. Grandma does the best she can.<br /><br />Somebody pass me the eggnog! It's pug sing-along time!!<br /><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">Max's Christmas Bells</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">Dashing through the yard,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">A pug run I display.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">O’er the grass I go,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">Barking all the way!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">Cats, they all scatter.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">Causing much more fright.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">What fun it is to hear the clatter</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">Throughout my house tonight!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">.</span> <div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;"></span></div><span style="color:#99ff99;">Ooooooh! </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">Tubby pug, tubby pug</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">Jiggling all the way.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">Oh, what chaos can I wreak</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">Upon my house tonight?</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">Tubby pug, tubby pug</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">Jiggling all the way.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">Oh, what chaos can I wreak</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">Upon my house tonight?</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#99ff99;">HEY!</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;">(c) 2011 MaxZPug </span></div><br /><br /><span style="color:#ffff66;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Merry Pugmas, Everyone!!! </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">And a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!</span></strong></span></div>whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-33128459974805203272011-01-02T12:27:00.000-06:002011-01-02T12:55:28.703-06:00Flat-Faced Pug<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbQLmLQGu9mSdT3EIYh07y_I0l95_IOhV4V6DVwAaCg14z8Bg0Rqxp6kdL8kqcjA1RfBMC53TkW_uriAn1p5lcflEaFLvLK4UnwsDTJkrj11bg0P4DGDJisyftO5_19Qay_ekZQaGgRxAX/s1600/max001.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557660018309405762" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbQLmLQGu9mSdT3EIYh07y_I0l95_IOhV4V6DVwAaCg14z8Bg0Rqxp6kdL8kqcjA1RfBMC53TkW_uriAn1p5lcflEaFLvLK4UnwsDTJkrj11bg0P4DGDJisyftO5_19Qay_ekZQaGgRxAX/s400/max001.jpg" border="0" /></a>I know you've heard of getting $#!t-faced. And I know I've been known to tie one on myself BUT DAMN WOMAN!!! Let me know you pulled the bloomin' stairs back from the bed!!<br /><div></div><br /><div>See...it's like this. SWFM (she-who-feeds-me) had to have something fixed with her leg. I heard them mention her knee. Heck, if it was me, they'd probably take me out for a long, long, LONG one-way roadtrip if you get my drift. Anyway, SWFM got these really cool stairs that she put next to the bed. I like'em. I can get up and down whenever my lazy heart desires. It WAS very nice for those middle of the night/2:00am potty runs when she wouldn't stop snoring to let me out. I could tip-toe down the stairs, leave my present, and tip-toe back to bed without her even missing a snore. </div><div></div><br /><div>Well, she caught on, dammit. She thought she got smart. After we went to bed the other night, she pulled the stairs back from the edge of the bed. (Do you see where this is heading now?) YEP. You guessed it. We pugs don't see that great at night. No cat vision for us. No sirree!! Yep. That's right. I got up to play Santa Claus and leave my "present" and took one step and... </div><div></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcc33;"><strong>SPLAT!!!!</strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcc33;"><strong>FACE FIRST!!!! </strong></span></div><div><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></span></div><br /><div>Right off the side of the bed. Let me tell you...that first step is a DOOZY!!!!</div><div></div><br /><div>NOW she wakes up. damn. SHUT UP, FURBALL! Quit laughing! </div><div></div><br /><div>Don't you know pugs ALREADY have a flat face? We don't need any help making it flatter!!</div><div></div><div>Needless to say, things have changed (and no, not my face, I'm still as handsome as ever, ladies). SWFM moves the stairs TOTALLY away from the bed now. And, I'm not leaving midnight potty presents down the hall. </div><div></div><div>Damn. My face still hurts.</div>whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-74797372955034174192010-10-29T09:27:00.000-05:002010-10-29T10:11:31.814-05:00I Have a New Friend!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirKn1qkd55uOyyH2vhNBRFMlrSQGNfDtcOaQeARDKL9NV-uaHxuI9IVDlyKTwTTyGM6Jh8GKjSktOwhmOcvVPVHWTsQdUlRv6rRfGbEZaKOvYOBbbDl-KTgLiVyD-bFsHH2NNbEhyphenhyphenvwk22/s1600/Max+and+Jack01.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5533474951541699874" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirKn1qkd55uOyyH2vhNBRFMlrSQGNfDtcOaQeARDKL9NV-uaHxuI9IVDlyKTwTTyGM6Jh8GKjSktOwhmOcvVPVHWTsQdUlRv6rRfGbEZaKOvYOBbbDl-KTgLiVyD-bFsHH2NNbEhyphenhyphenvwk22/s400/Max+and+Jack01.JPG" border="0" /></a> I have a new friend – Jackson the Furball. I know, I know...he's not A furball but he sure had me confused at first with all that hair. I think his spoiler put him in a room full of static-filled balloons for too long and POOF! Thank goodness She-Who-Feeds-Me hasn't done that to me. I don't think my tongue would ever be the same again. POOF!!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlVs4NFA40jnFkTkzVNqR2tSjCOSQ2SXgayPfUW1s5u2F94EZeTymEeczxIGM9nek0U1o-8FcZ8JFMFAPlbvCuolU110IuMBjX5sOWW2NZigQzeorI0M7gUk6hhXVjGFRPsLQHoZBzw5JM/s1600/Jackson01a.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5533479411834765442" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 360px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlVs4NFA40jnFkTkzVNqR2tSjCOSQ2SXgayPfUW1s5u2F94EZeTymEeczxIGM9nek0U1o-8FcZ8JFMFAPlbvCuolU110IuMBjX5sOWW2NZigQzeorI0M7gUk6hhXVjGFRPsLQHoZBzw5JM/s400/Jackson01a.jpg" border="0" /></a>We were having fun when Human #2 showed up!! H2 really spoils us. She got out the <a href="http://pug-tales.blogspot.com/2010/08/i-luv-h2.html">Peanut Butter Balls</a>. I shared a couple with Jackson. And of course, he LOVED them. He's gonna have to get his spoiler to make him some cuz these are MINE!! Dude, I just met you.<br /><span style="color:#000000;">.</span> <br /><br />Jackson and I are gonna have to hit the town one night. Between Jackson's fluffiness and MY incredible sex appeal, the babes don't have a chance. I just need to fill up the car!whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-47960183653975198642010-09-07T16:56:00.000-05:002010-09-07T17:03:53.535-05:00Happy Pug!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCJQ1yJi4AIJdd6bocviBwHjgJ4JLeHhRdAJuhhm4vXl3nEXQH7Ol340Py7W5Q03H8pcgcG4bA7pDeT60E0JKbI23xTiSlSnvIswWf8OnDAPsyoVFnDrXJ56A-bUXylvrJ6mG2u_APu03u/s1600/max272.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514295443261439410" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCJQ1yJi4AIJdd6bocviBwHjgJ4JLeHhRdAJuhhm4vXl3nEXQH7Ol340Py7W5Q03H8pcgcG4bA7pDeT60E0JKbI23xTiSlSnvIswWf8OnDAPsyoVFnDrXJ56A-bUXylvrJ6mG2u_APu03u/s400/max272.jpg" border="0" /></a>Oh man! What a difference a day makes!! I feel SOOOOO much better today. I was able to finally sleep – thanks to the FURBALL leaving me alone. I don't ache today. And besides, those delicious Peanut Butter Balls have medicinal properties...They make my tummy happy!<br /><br />Look out world!!! The Max is BACK!!!!whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1740879568623275525.post-54883354134138441042010-09-06T18:16:00.001-05:002010-09-06T18:17:58.881-05:00Jabba the Pug Strikes Again!<a href="http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/7411679f-7971-4978-98d7-a3294268d006.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 500px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 453px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/7411679f-7971-4978-98d7-a3294268d006.jpg" border="0" /></a>whimzeenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07213529624865211437noreply@blogger.com0