Just face it...Pugs Rule!

It's true. Pugs rule! We have the life. Our human pets feed us and love us and pamper us. We just let them think they have the upper hand when in all actuality -- we have them wrapped around our cute, curly tails. That has definitely been the story for the last four days. Seems SWFM went off on one of her trips and left Human #2 "in charge". HA! It was a piece of cake!

H2 absolutely spoils me. She made sure I had my quota of treats even though I had to share with the Furball. She's just not fast enough in handing them out. Got to work with her on that. Faster, Human, Faster!!!

At one point, Furball decided to hold her down while I tiptoed down the hall to have a quickie with my secret pillow in the other room. Thanks, FB!! The plan worked perfectly!! As agreed...you get some extra treats next time. :P

It was at bedtime when I had the most fun...especially when I made H2 squeal! LOL

As she was settling in, I moved in and layed down next to her...slowly moving up to her pillow. Before she knew it I had a mouthful of her pillow. LOL My planned work -- I got the pillow for the night. She wanted nothing to do with that wet, slobbery pillow for the rest of the night. If she only knew what I REALLY wanted to do that pillow! :P Score one for The Pug!

Even though SWFM has a queen-size bed...it's just not big enough for the two of us. I want to spread out when I'm sleeping. She doesn't need much room. Besides, I'm the king of this house. ::evil laugh:: They should know this by now!

Come morning, H2 had some nerve telling me it was time to get up! Who cares if it was 10am, I wanted to sleep! What was the rush? We weren't going anywhere. So, nothing else to do but crawl back under the covers. Maybe she wouldn't see me and go away.

And this was JUST Day 1...

Sam the Furball

We lost a strange furball today. It will be weird not having a hairy thing weaseling in on my pillow...and thinking I'm a heated mattress for her to flop on.

Sam was a good furball in her own twisted, quirky, fussy, hairy self.

Grumpy Furball

This has been an excellent week! I have had coffee with SWFM every day! We cuddled in the morning and took our dear sweet time before we'd go for a car ride hauling The Boy wherever he needed to go. I just LOVE routines. I miss them when she's got to go somewhere. Cuz when she's gone, I have to go in the wire box where the furballs poke me and tease me. But not this week! I've been out chasing them and barking in their ears.

Grumpy Furball just hates it when I bark. But you know, she needs to get out of my face so that won't be an issue for her. I don't know why she thinks she's got to rub ALL over me and then lay on me like I'm some sort of bean bag there just for her comfort. GEEZ!!! I get a nose full of fur every time. And get this...this furball likes to spoon with me and she's ain't even cute! Definitely a two-bagger. Heaven help me!

She doesn't know it but barking is just my way of irritating her and making her move. I'm no dumb dog! I just love it when she stomps off meowing under her breath. ::evil grin::

I'm Still Here!!!

Oh my goodness! The stories I could tell you! She-who-feeds-me (SWFM) has been going away a lot...AND LEAVING ME HERE!!!! I'm not sure what was going on this week but I seemed to understand something about a judge and a man on trial and that she had to listen to a long story that the other humans couldn't agree on. It didn't sound like a nice story. SWFM was talking to the little human in her hand about the arguments she and other humans were having in this room and how some humans with guns took her cellphone away. Doesn't sound like fun to me. I know how she loves her cellphone -- but she got it back.

I really liked it when she would come home because she would LOVE on me. I made her feel guilty with my big eyes and then made her hand feed me. I'm going to do this for a few days since she left me ALOT this week!! Bite by bite to make up for all the lost cuddle times.

Now that I'm free, I've got some paybacks to dish out. Those damn FURBALLS!!! Especially the orange grumpy one that won't leave me alone. She kept coming over to my bed when SWFM was gone and poking me through the black sticks that are suppose to keep me safe. Then that furball started playing in my water!! It's contaminated now. Nasty furball! I'm gonna chase you and bark in your ear and then chase you some more!!

Mean ol' furballs

Sadness. If SWFM only knew about the torment I endure when she's gone. I'm such a GOOD boy in my bed. BUT after she leaves, the furballs poke and tease me through the black sticks that keep me here. Just wait until SWFM gets home...I'm gonna CHASE and CHASE those furballs!! I'll have a nose full of hair but it will be worth it.
Soon...very soon...snooooooooooore

My Housemates

They look so sweet and innocent here but....