Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Pugs and Snow Do Not Mix!
PEOPLE!!!!! PEOPLE!!!!! I thought y'all were smarter than this!
My poor yankee cousin (who at least picks the right team -- GO GREEN BAY!) is outside shivering in the cold, cold, wet, snow. PEOPLE!!!
Pugs DO NOT LIKE SNOW!!!!
We DO NOT LIKE TO BE COLD!!!!
Doesn't matter HOW many coats you put on us. Doesn't matter HOW warm you think we are cuz we are "DOGS". It's freakin' COLD outside!!! If YOU are shivering...chances are we PUGS are shivering too!!! GEEZ!!!!
Fix us a flat of grass to potty on inside the house then just hose it off. WE DO NOT WANT to go outside when it's BELOW 32F!!!! Our dinkies will freeze!!! And we do not want a dinkycicle!! How would you like to go pee in the snow and your tallywacker get frost bite? Hurts just thinking about, eh? Well, DUH!
Pugs belong in front of the fire, snuggled up next to our humans, sipping on a cup of hot chocolate and being fed marshmallows.
Got the picture? Good. Now do it!