Barkeep...Where's My Friend, Jose?

It's been a rough couple of weeks. Had a house full of smelly old Humans and extra Furballs. My routine was totally destroyed. My toys were moved and cleaned. And a DAMN FURBALL took over my SPECIAL pillow.

I've had everything regrunged to my liking. My routine is almost back to normal. She-Who-Feeds-Me is becoming Human again. There's a peace filling MY house once more.

So bartender, pour me another tequila!! Take my car keys...this pug is fixing to get ROWDY!!