I have a new friend – Jackson the Furball. I know, I know...he's not A furball but he sure had me confused at first with all that hair. I think his spoiler put him in a room full of static-filled balloons for too long and POOF! Thank goodness She-Who-Feeds-Me hasn't done that to me. I don't think my tongue would ever be the same again. POOF!!
We were having fun when Human #2 showed up!! H2 really spoils us. She got out the Peanut Butter Balls. I shared a couple with Jackson. And of course, he LOVED them. He's gonna have to get his spoiler to make him some cuz these are MINE!! Dude, I just met you.
Jackson and I are gonna have to hit the town one night. Between Jackson's fluffiness and MY incredible sex appeal, the babes don't have a chance. I just need to fill up the car!