How can I be held responsible if THEY give me pug viagra. You heard me. Remember those pills SWFM gives me for my low thyroid? Well, I have become the "Energizer Pug" with those things! I keep going and going and going. I'm insatiable!
Food...Pillow...Food...Pillow...Bark...Pillow...Pillow...Food...Pillow
You get the picture now. SWFM has now grounded me. She took my love goddess away...my soft, fluffy, pillow of L-O-V-E. SWFM said my dinky needs a rest – she says I'll end up with blisters on it (ha! that's only if I go trolling down Montrose). All this just because all the loving made a bald spot on my tummy. Who likes a hairy tummy?
So now, I just sit and wait and dream of my pillow and suck on Boo
::sigh::
4 comments:
Tell SWFM to get with the times. It's hip to be hairless ... 'specially in the dinky region. :-D
Back in my disco phase...I was a smooooooth and a sexy pug. But grow-back was always a pain in the balls especially when ya can't reach them to scratch. :P
Gettin' old's a bitch, ain't it?
Didn't we just discuss that manscaping was what all the cool dogs do?
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